D-U-R (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 41653

Dudley in his fist solo filk! (It's a rather trite tune, but Dudley 
has trouble learning anything with more intricate lyrics and rhythms)

D-U-R

Dedicated to Mike Gray

(To the tune of Do Re Mi, from the Sound of Music)

THE SCENE: 4 Privet Drive. DUDLEY, throwing a tantrum, directs the 
following message to his parents:

DUDLEY
D – OK, here the D-L
U- A means to gain my ends
R- That's all U R to me
S – A pain toward which I tend
L – I'll give you don't 
E – A high-pitched note I'll reach
Y – I'm stunned you need to ask
And so Dudley now shall screech screech screech

(Dudley repeats until Vernon & Petunia give in)

  - CMC

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