FILK: We're All Evil

[marinafrants]

No: HPFGUIDX 39654

We're All Evil
to the tune of "Take it Easy" by The Eagles
Dedicated to all members of the Order of the Flying Hedgehog

Scene: A clearing in the Forbidden Forest.  Enter Dumbledore,
McGonagall, Lupin, Black, and Arabella Figg, all wearing Death Eater
outfits.  A swarm of flying hedgehogs circles over their heads as they
begin to sing.


Well, we aren't what we seem, hatching sinister schemes,
You never know what we might do.
Slinking after Potter, that nasty little rotter,
Gonna hand him off to You-Know-Who.
We're all evil! We're all evil!
Our benevolent facades are quite deceptive.
If you're smart, you will beware,
Watch for hedgehogs in the air,
We're prepared to kill the spare, 'cause we're all evil!

Harry never spots our underhanded plots, 
We've got that kid completely fooled.
He thinks he's on the ball, but he's headed for a fall,
He'll never live to finish school.
We'll betray him!  We'll AK him!
The Boy Who Lived is going down, there's no question.
When the moment finally comes
For him to join his Dad and Mum,
Won't he feel supremely dumb to find out we're evil!

Well, we aren't what we seem, hatching sinister schemes,
You never know when we'll attack.
Any time you see a hedgehog up a tree,
You know you'd better watch your back.
We're all evil! We're all evil!
Our benevolent facades are quite deceptive.
We'll betray him! We'll AK him!
The Boy Who Lived is going down, there's no question.
Because we're all evil,
Ever so evil!

Marina
rusalka at ix.netcom.com