DISHWASHER, DISHWASHER (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 40101

DISHWASHER, DISHWASHER 

(to the tune of Matchmaker, Matchmaker, from Fiddler on the Roof)

Dedicated to Pip, Grey Wolf & Mariner

THE SCENE: Office of the Headmaster.  Dumbledore has borrowed the 
mysterious MAGIC DISHWASHER from Arthur Weasley, and – after adding a 
half cup of powdered Cascade – chants the ancient and powerful 
invocation printed below to unleash its irresistible power. 

DUMBLEDORE 
DISHWASHER, DISHWASHER, grant me my wish
Make Voldemort swim with the fish
Dishwasher, dishwasher, screen me a scene
How to re-bod him, capiche?

DISHWASHER, DISHWASHER, I need no hex
Spy me a game ultra-complex
Cue Rubik's Cube, or maybe Rube Goldberg
With a dash of Spielberg.

That Peter, let him escape here
Through Harry, who will spare him from harm
And on the scene we'll have Snape here
Who'll be blustering with bogus alarm 

DISHWASHER, DISHWASHER, plots we now hatch
Potions they'll brew, Dark Lord we'll catch
Take away every choice he has but bone
So he then will be overthrown!

 - CMC

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