FILK: You-Know-Who

[marinafrants]

No: HPFGUIDX 40105

You-Know-Who
To the tune of "Voulez-vous" by ABBA.

VOLDEMORT:
Wizards everywhere
Refuse to say my name, I've got 'em running scared.
When I raise my Mark,
They'll all be cowering before a Lord who's Dark.
I deal out death and pain to those who dare oppose my reign.
Don't get in my way!
I've got them terrified, a fact in which I take much pride.
I love to hear them say:

You-Know-Who! (Uh-huh)
That is what they call me (Uh-huh),
Once they know they score (Uh-huh),
They will not say Voldemort!
You-Know-Who! (Uh-huh)
My name makes them lose it! (Uh-huh)
They're a feeble crew! (Uh-huh)
Watch them whisper "You-Know-Who."

DUMBLEDORE:
It's a sorry state
When wizards are afraid to name the one they hate.
Giving in to fear
Won't make the object of your terror disappear.
It's really weak and lame, refusing to pronounce his name.
Say it good and loud!
Relentlessly I seek to end this euphemistic streak,
It can't be allowed!

You-Know-Who! (Uh-huh)
It's a silly habit (Uh-huh),
Which I do deplore. (Uh-huh)
Learn to call him Voldemort!
You-Know-Who! (Uh-huh!)
That's no way to name him! (Uh-huh)
I encourage you (Uh-huh)
To stop saying "You-Know-Who."

VOLDEMORT/DUMBLEDORE
You-Know-Who!/It won't do!

Marina
rusalka at ix.netcom.com