TBAY: The Safe House WAS Wormtail's Name In the Confession

[bluesqueak]

No: HPFGUIDX 40421

 snazzzybird  writes:
> I'm an admitted JFK-Conspiracy Nut and a CIA Black-ops Watcher, and 
> I also write fiction for fun -- so that's the way my mind works!
> 

You are welcome to visit The Safe House (located near the beach in 
Theory Bay) at any time. 

This comfortable detached residence is open to any and all spies or 
conspiracy theorists, and is available for debriefings of agents (on 
any side; double or triple agents welcomed). There is a MAGIC 
DISHWASHER available for use, but adherence to every single one of 
its tenents is not required; guests do not have to use it at all if  
they wish to wash their own dishes. 

Agatha Christie enthusiasts will also find a ready welcome as her 
various 'secret world conspiracy' novels make Dame Agatha an honorary 
resident.

Tea and biscuits are available at all times, non-British users will 
find coffee and donuts in the second cupboard on the left in the 
kitchen. The kitchen may be used to prepare meals, but guests will 
have to bring their own food. Overnight stays are possible. The house-
elf is a free employee and will not do any cooking; but all cleaning 
will be done as if by magic. She will also listen to every word you 
say.

Please leave two empty milk bottles on the front step outside if 
debriefing, so the rest of us know not to enter.

The exceptionally large, and somewhat wild garden is often visited by 
a Grey Wolf. The garden has several comfortable chairs and benches, 
conveniently located near microphones.

Surveillance equipment is also available, and it should be possible 
to use the playback facilities to see or hear anything happening in 
any part of the Bay.

Visitors are welcome to discuss anything they wish, but please be 
aware that anything you say WILL be heard by the house-elf, recorded 
on the large number of hidden microphones and may possibly be 
videotaped as well. Playback facilities are excellent, and tape 
copies may be taken by visitors. However, it is not possible for 
visitors to find ALL the copies, so please do not try.

Pip, Housekeeper for The Safe House
Squeak!