Humour

[newton_artemis]

No: HPFGUIDX 40539

My favorite line of the series is where Prof. McGonagall is 
addressing Harry in a very matter-of-fact tone shortly after he had 
learned from Prof. Trelawney that he would soon die:

"You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if 
I don't let you off homework today.  I assure you that if you die, 
you need not hand it in."

Classic!

Newt (who, yes, simply MUST get back to writing my next edition 
of "Magical Beasts and Where to Find Them."  While I was doing 
research, I found this lovely site, and I must say the lot of you are 
far more entertaining than reading on flobberworms any day.)