I'm Called Mrs Norris (Filk)

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A FLIRTIAC Filk, 
to the melody of 'I'm called Little Buttercup', from HMS Lollipop... I mean 
Pinafore.

I'm called Mrs Norris - just Mrs Norris,
       Nobody ever knows why
But still I'm called Norris - just Mrs Norris,
       Plain Mrs Norris I !

I'm grey and skeletal - the people I meet all
       Think I'm just a scrawny old cat;
But I have a history - I'm really a mystery
       My name is a pointer to that.

Am I Filch's lover, though sworn to another?
       Am I only feline since cursed?
Did Argus' devotion and Kittygro Potion
       Transform me so I can't reverse?

I'm called Mrs Norris - just Mrs Norris,
       One day you'll surely know why
You don't know my first name, but only my spouse's name,
       Filch's cursed sweetheart am I!

Eloise
 


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