FILK: We Will Survive

[John Walton]

No: HPFGUIDX 36590

To the tune of Gloria Gaynor's timeless "I Will Survive"...

[Enter troupe of dancing blue car in hairnet, former "Miss Use of Muggle
Artifacts" winner, rock, goat, small children dressed as owls, chess pieces,
dancing yarmulkes, strangely-dressed elves and women of varying leg length
and bosom size. A piano starts playing]

First we were a Club, then we Group-i-fied
JK Rowling's our obsession very deep inside
Many days and many nights
Typing tiredly at the keys
But now Yahoo's got an outage and withdrawal's hitting me...

[Lights start flashing different colors and the tempo speeds up. The rock
dances and the dancing yarmulkes start doing a hora in time to the music.]

But we'll be back!
In cyberspace!
We'll get our HPFGU again on Monday (maybe late)
Back to LOLLIPOPS and FLIRTIACS and even DRIFTYs too
We'll be back on OT-Chatter and main HPFGU.

Yahoo must go!
What service poor!
Can't get no email or read webview any more
Though 'cause of Yahoo for three days we'll say goodbye
We're back on Monday! But we'll not be here on the Ides,
We're Petrified!

We will survive!
We'll go off to FictionAlley, where fanfiction is alive,
Though no HPFGU,
We'll be there to chat with you
We'll survive, we will survive!

Hey he-eh-ey...

[Miss Use of Muggle Artifacts begins to make worrying gesticulations at the
dancing car, while the goat makes suggestive eyes at one of the chess
pieces...]

[Fade to black]

See you on Monday, folks!

--John, for the HPFGU Moderators, Elves and Poltergeists