Knowin Who Yeh Are (FILK)

[pippin_999]

No: HPFGUIDX 38528

KNOWIN WHO YEH ARE
A filk by Pippin -- as requested by CMC
To the tune of Swinging on a Star
Original lyrics and tune at 
http://www.smickandsmodoo.com/lyrics/swingin.htm

The scene: The Hut on the Rock
The time: Just past  midnight, July 31, 1991, shortly after 
Hagrid's unexpected arrival


HARRY (spoken): I'm sorry, but  I still don't really know who you 
are.

HAGRID:
I'm from  Hogwarts Wizarding School
I'm called Hagrid there, as a rule
An' I've a bone teh pick with this fool
Who never told yeh what yeh are

At Hogwarts your parents learned each thing that they knew
Yer Dad was a wizard, so are you.
Yer mum was a witch, I'm telling you it's true
The nicest people that  I ever knew
And so young man, there's letter here fer you
Because it's time yeh went ter school.

James and Lily's boy's what yeh are
An' they didn't die in a car
An' yer name is known wide and far
The Boy Who Lived is who yeh are

That scar came ter happen on a  terrible night
Yer Mum and yer Dad put up a fight.
Though they, sad day, were killed by  You Know Who
His evil curse just didn't work on you
They say that he vanished  like a falling star
And you escaped with just a scar.

Everybody knows who yeh are
In our world yer famous, you are,
You'll have friends wherever you are
Because they know about the scar

VERNON:
That boy won't be going anywhere, not with you
I won't pay to send him to that  school
This plan of yours will get the big deep six
No crackpot fool will teach him magic tricks
HAGRID:
Insult my boss in front of me, you big
Buffoon, I'll turn your son into a pig!

(I shouldna done that)

Cause all the Muggles, yes, I mean you,
Couldn't stop what I'm goin' ter do
Harry, now it's all up ter you
Things can be better than they are
Now that yeh've found out who yeh are