A Special Bludger (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 38660

Dobby in his first solo!

A Special Bludger (from CoS, Chap. 10)

(to the tune of My Special Angel)

Dedicated to Mariner

Hear the original at:

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THE SCENE: Pomfrey's infirmary. DOBBY confesses to the bed-ridden 
Harry that he was the cause of his Quidditch injury

DOBBY:
I charmed a special Bludger
I don't use kid gloves
My spell piled down on you 
To make sure push came to shove

You are my fav'rite wizard
You're so kind and wise
So although it seems absurd
It's you I'd pulverize

Elf life has improved since you shelved the Dark Lord
But dark plots would restore his reign
The Chamber's door is now ajar
So you must go home again!

But you refuse to budge here
You would guard your friends
Is Dobby wrong to judge here?
My master I can't offend

Dobby said too much, so his head he'll bang hard 
Just as he once ironed his hands
I'll said myself, I'm a bad elf
I don't mind my master's commands!

Dark powers bear a grudge now
It fills me with fear
I can't leave one small smudge now
Lacking clothes I'm no freer!
I've got to disappear!

(With a cracking noise, DOBBY abruptly vanishes)

  - CMC

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