We'll Lurk Until We Get Him (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 38998

Rossini once wrote a cat duet: 

http://boychoir.free.fr/chansons/duochats.html

So here's my dog and cat duet:

We'll Lurk Until We Get Him (from PoA)

(To the tune of Gershwin's Nice Work If You Can Get It)

Dedicated to Steve Vander (B)Ark 

THE SCENE: The grounds of Hogwarts, late one evening. Enter PADFOOT, 
accompanied by his new ally CROOKSHANKS

PADFOOT: A hound who only lives for seeking vengeance
Looks for comrades who are every bit as intense 
CROOKSHANKS: Likewise felines who are quite smart
Can all recognize canines who are pure of heart
PADFOOT: The fact is, he's done many crimes I've a catalog of 
And catching rats is just what cats and dogs love
CROOKSHANKS: Join with me, a pet who is Kneazle-y
For the best path of all is straight through Weasley
..

Prowling long past midnight
With a probing eye
PADFOOT: We'll lurk until we get him
Pete Pettigrew, the rat `Magi 

CROOKSHANKS: Now he's faked his demise
And they're all blaming me
PADFOOT: We'll work to stop his disguise
And earn their blame with certainty

Just imagine such scum
Selling friends to Voldemort
CROOKSHANKS: With passwords it's much fun
We will get to even the score

PADFOOT: Hunting while I'm hunted
CROOKSHANKS: For dementors alert
BOTH: In murk we're going to find him
And when we find him 
How he's going to hurt!

    -	CMC

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