(FILK) Dudley Dursley

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 47105











Dudley Dursley

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Piggies_ by the Beatles)

>From the _White Album_

Here is a Midi:
http://www.op.net/~wgs/homemusc.htm

Dedicated to Frankie and her pet theory, RATS BE DISEASES (Removing A Tail 
Shouldn't Be Enough: Dudley Is Still Enpigged After Spell-Enduced 
Shapeshift)




We all know that Dudley Dursley's wide as he is tall
Like a pig is Dudley Dursley, can we all recall
Exactly how it all came to happen?

Vernon Dursley can't stand Hogwarts, said Harry'd have to stay
Hagrid he tracked down the the Dursleys, found their hideaway
Had something to say about their behavior

Hagrid was so mad that he yelled
When Vernon insulted Dumbledore
Hagrid cast a magical spell
Gave Dudley a piggie tail

Later Harry's friends the Weasleys came to Privet Drive
Dudley was so scared of magic, tried so hard to hide
Clutching his back side, afraid of Arthur



_Gail B...who wishes she could give you something better to listen to 
besides the Midi because the original is always better and also because at 
the end of the original there are pigs snorting in the background, which 
would make this filk even more appropriate :)>






Dudley Dursley

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Piggies_ by the Beatles)

>From the _White Album_

Here is a Midi:
http://www.op.net/~wgs/homemusc.htm

Dedicated to Frankie and her RATS room



We all know that Dudley Dursley's wide as he is tall
Like a pig is Dudley Dursley, can we all recall
Exactly how it all came to happen?

Vernon Dursley can't stand Hogwarts, said Harry'd have to stay
Hagrid he tracked down the the Dursley's, found their hideaway
Had something to say about their behavior

Hagrid was so mad that he yelled
When Vernon insulted Dumbledore
Hagrid cast a magical spell
Gave Dudley a piggie tail

Later Harry's friends the Weasleys came to Privet Drive
Dudley was so scared of magic, tried so hard to hide
Clutching his back side, afraid of Arthur



_Gail B...who wishes she could give you something better to listen to 
besides the Midi because the original is always better and also because the 
original has pigs snorting in the background, which makes this song even 
more appropriate.


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