(TBAY FILK) Potter Fans

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 47219


The night wore on. The crowd started to thin. A few stragglers were left, 
hunched over their drinks, voices slurred. George, behind the bar, was 
counting the money from the drawer, a huge smile on his face.

In the corner of the room, on a low stage, Gail sat at an old upright piano, 
looking out at the bar and polishing off the remaining peanuts in her dish.
Beside her, Lilac stood, sipping her butterbeer and mused, "What an 
evening."

"Man, everybody was here," Gail said, speaking with her mouth full.

"They'll be talking about this one for a while," Lilac said. She was 
watching a grumbling busboy who was still wiping ketchup from the walls.

"Like the Who's Who of TBay."

Lilac glanced down at her watch, little planets moving around the edge. 
"It's half past Jupiter," she said, finishing off her drink, "You know we 
have one more set to play before we can call it a night."

"I ain't playing any more show tunes," Gail said, flatly as she stuffed her 
sheet music for Cabaret and Les Miserables into her satchel.

"Hey! How about that one number we've just been working on together?"

"Oh yeah! Perfect."

"Let's do it, "Lilac said, pulling a harmonica from her pocket as Gail 
swiveled around and placed her fingers upon the piano keys.

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-Potter Fans-

A FILK by Lilac and Gail B. to the tune of _Piano Man_ by Billy 
Joel...fooled ya! Thought I was going to say the Beatles, eh?


Another evening here at George's bar
And the pub is filled to the rim
There's Elkins here sitting next to me
On her face, a nostalgic grin

She asks, "Do you remember this theory?
It was written a long time ago
It supports what I say, it was here on TBay
And I'm sure it was one of my posts..."

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Tell us your theories, you Potter fans
Postulate all through the night
Well, we're all in the mood for conspiracies
But quick! Before we get book five

Cindy of the Big Bang Destroyer
Is discussing her latest theory
She's starting to think, while sipping her drink
As she sits beside Lucky_kari

She says, "Snape, I believe, will be killing soon
Which will only prove his loyalty
Now everyone here is a-wondering
Who is it going to be?"

Oh La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now, Grey Wolf's a DISHWASHER theorist
Who stays at the Safe House with Pip!
And George the Snape Theory, he still has a query
'Bout how MAGIC DISHWASHER fits

There's Dicey the Sirius Apologist
Along with the Harry that's Stoned!
And Pippin's with her PRESSURE COOKER
And the SHIPPERS are talkin' hormones

Tell us your theories, you Potter fans
Postulate all through the night
Well, we're all in the mood for conspiracies
But quick! Before we get book five

It's a pretty large crowd, for a TBay
I've never seen it so crowed before
'Cause they've heard that for sure the big storm is closer
So they know exactly what's in store

And the sound of can(n)ons is tumultuous
All across this fantasy land
But Hurricane Jo is coming soon so
Lets have our fun while we can

Oh La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Tell us your theories, you Potter fans
Postulate all through the night
Well, we're all in the mood for conspiricies
But quick! Before we get book five



-Gail B. who would like to give Lilac a big hug for helping her write this
one :)>




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