Right Here at Hogwarts (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 44740

Right Here at Hogwarts (PS/SS, Chap. 7)

To the tune of Under the Boardwalk by the Drifters

Hear the original at:

http://www.wtv-zone.com/ezegoinguy/50spage.html

Dedicated to Ellen Anglin

THE SCENE: The Great Hall. With all Hogwarts in attendance, 
DUMBLEDORE gives his welcome

DUMBLEDORE
Oh now the Hat is done and till next year will be at rest
And our duty is clear, we must take our forks up and digest
Right here at Hogwarts, our school's unique, yeah
Oh, it's Nitwit, Blubber, baby, Oddment and Tweak!

(FACULTY CHORUS) & DUMBLEDORE
(Right here at Hogwarts) Appetites increased
(Right here at Hogwarts) Let's dig in and feast
(Right here at Hogwarts) Percy says I'm mad 	
(Right here at Hogwarts) Just a bit, he adds 
(Right here at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!)

DUMBLEDORE
To play for your team see Madam Hooch for Quidditch trials
Mm-Mm, and Filch reminds us to keep all his hallways free of spells
Right here at Hogwarts, you'll touch the sky, yeah
Shun the right hall on the third floor, or else you'll die

(STUDENT CHORUS) & DUMBLEDORE
(Right here at Hogwarts) It's a brand new start
(Right here at Hogwarts) We teach magic arts
(Right here at Hogwarts) Stay here seven years
(Right here at Hogwarts) Launch wizard careers
(Right here at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!)

DUMBLEDORE
Oooooh, right here at Hogwarts, learn charms and brews, yeah
But in music there's a magic beyond all we do

The next section is sung to any tune *except* Under the Boardwalk.

(STUDENT CHORUS) & DUMBLEDORE
(Right here at Hogwarts) It's the time to croon
(Right here at Hogwarts) Just choose your own tune
(Right here at Hogwarts) March to your own drum
(Right here at Hogwarts) Though it may sound dumb 
(Right here at Hogwarts, Hogwarts!)

   - CMC

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