[HP4Grownups] Curse Breaker (FILK)

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 45064


Curse Breaker

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Heartbreaker_ by Pat Benatar_)

Listen to it here
http://www.foxlink.net/~bobnbren/1980s.html#H


(I'm going to set the scene, so please indulge me.  If you aren't hooked up 
to HP4G-OTChatter, and if you haven't followed the thread "Men in Harry 
Potter", you might not appreciate as much as us who do...or maybe you 
will...)

Tom walked onto the stage feeling rather pleased with himself; this has been 
the best promotional he had come up with yet.  The Leaky Cauldron was filled 
beyound capacity, young witches and wizards pressing their bodies closer to 
the stage in anticipation for this evening's entertainment, their voices 
blending together to form an unintelligible roar.

Taking his wand from within the folds of his robes, Tom pointed it at his 
own throat.  "Sonorus," he said, and his voice immediately boomed over the 
tumult.

"Are you ready to ROCK and ROLL?"

Obviously the crowd was, as they cheered excitedly in the affirmative.

"Then, without further ado, the Leaky Cauldron is proud to present, for 
their first concert in England...BILLY. AND.  THE.  CURSE BREAKERS!"

The crowd went nuts as Tom exited and the bar went dark.   A single 
spotlight shone onto the center of the stage where suddenly, the band 
apparated, instruments in hand.

The lead singer, the main attraction, the wizard who everybody had come to 
listen to, stepped forward.  Bill Weasley, long, red hair loosely falling 
into his face, bass guitar in hand, wore nothing more than tight leather 
pants and his dragon hide boots.  He looked out into the crowd, trying to 
make out faces.  Bill had invited his family and he hoped that they were all 
able to make it.  No matter...he would give the crowd what they were waiting 
for...and then some.

The sound of the band's magically amplified instruments rose above the din 
as Bill began to sing:



My occupation's hazardous, difficult as hell
Those Egyptian wizards really knew how to cast spells
It takes nerves of steel, one wrong move and then I'm dead
The prize it is sealed deep within a pyramid
I'm a curse breaker
Tomb raider, gold taker
I don't mess around, you see
I'm a curse breaker
Tomb raider, gold taker
I don't mess around, NO! NO! NO!

Those goblins down at Gringott's, baby, they're a sight to behold
They'll do anything in their power to get to the gold
I'm the right kind of wizard, the greatest curse breaker around
Overcoming all hazards, and in the end the treasure's found

I'm a curse breaker
Tomb raider, gold taker
I don't mess around, you see
I'm a curse breaker
Tomb raider, gold taker
I don't mess around, NO! NO! NO!

I'm the right kind of wizard, the greatest curse breaker around
Overcoming all hazards, and in the end the treasure's found

I'm a curse breaker
Tomb raider, gold taker
I don't mess around, you see
I'm a curse breaker
Tomb raider, gold taker
I don't mess around, you see

I'm a curse breaker
Tomb raider, gold taker
I don't mess around, you see
I'm a curse breaker
Tomb raider, gold taker
Curse breaker!


-Gail B.

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