[HPforGrownups] Re:[HP4Grownups] Curse Breaker (FILK)

[Barbara Floyd]

No: HPFGUIDX 45068


--- Gail Bohacek <gandharvika at hotmail.com> wrote:
> 
> Curse Breaker
> 
> (A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of
> _Heartbreaker_ by Pat Benatar_)
> 
> Listen to it here
> http://www.foxlink.net/~bobnbren/1980s.html#H
> 
> 
> (I'm going to set the scene, so please indulge me. 
> If you aren't hooked up 
> to HP4G-OTChatter, and if you haven't followed the
> thread "Men in Harry 
> Potter", you might not appreciate as much as us who
> do...or maybe you 
> will...)
> 
> Tom walked onto the stage feeling rather pleased
> with himself; this has been 
> the best promotional he had come up with yet.  The
> Leaky Cauldron was filled 
> beyound capacity, young witches and wizards pressing
> their bodies closer to 
> the stage in anticipation for this evening's
> entertainment, their voices 
> blending together to form an unintelligible roar.
> 
> Taking his wand from within the folds of his robes,
> Tom pointed it at his 
> own throat.  "Sonorus," he said, and his voice
> immediately boomed over the 
> tumult.
> 
> "Are you ready to ROCK and ROLL?"
> 
> Obviously the crowd was, as they cheered excitedly
> in the affirmative.
> 
> "Then, without further ado, the Leaky Cauldron is
> proud to present, for 
> their first concert in England...BILLY. AND.  THE. 
> CURSE BREAKERS!"
> 
> The crowd went nuts as Tom exited and the bar went
> dark.   A single 
> spotlight shone onto the center of the stage where
> suddenly, the band 
> apparated, instruments in hand.
> 
> The lead singer, the main attraction, the wizard who
> everybody had come to 
> listen to, stepped forward.  Bill Weasley, long, red
> hair loosely falling 
> into his face, bass guitar in hand, wore nothing
> more than tight leather 
> pants and his dragon hide boots.  He looked out into
> the crowd, trying to 
> make out faces.  Bill had invited his family and he
> hoped that they were all 
> able to make it.  No matter...he would give the
> crowd what they were waiting 
> for...and then some.
> 
> The sound of the band's magically amplified
> instruments rose above the din 
> as Bill began to sing:
> 
> 
> 
> My occupation's hazardous, difficult as hell
> Those Egyptian wizards really knew how to cast
> spells
> It takes nerves of steel, one wrong move and then
> I'm dead
> The prize it is sealed deep within a pyramid
> I'm a curse breaker
> Tomb raider, gold taker
> I don't mess around, you see
> I'm a curse breaker
> Tomb raider, gold taker
> I don't mess around, NO! NO! NO!
> 
> Those goblins down at Gringott's, baby, they're a
> sight to behold
> They'll do anything in their power to get to the
> gold
> I'm the right kind of wizard, the greatest curse
> breaker around
> Overcoming all hazards, and in the end the
> treasure's found
> 
> I'm a curse breaker
> Tomb raider, gold taker
> I don't mess around, you see
> I'm a curse breaker
> Tomb raider, gold taker
> I don't mess around, NO! NO! NO!
> 
> I'm the right kind of wizard, the greatest curse
> breaker around
> Overcoming all hazards, and in the end the
> treasure's found
> 
> I'm a curse breaker
> Tomb raider, gold taker
> I don't mess around, you see
> I'm a curse breaker
> Tomb raider, gold taker
> I don't mess around, you see
> 
> I'm a curse breaker
> Tomb raider, gold taker
> I don't mess around, you see
> I'm a curse breaker
> Tomb raider, gold taker
> Curse breaker!
> 
> 
> -Gail B.
> 
>
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