Juice Changes Everyone (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 45360

Juice Changes Everyone

To the tune of Love Changes Everything, from Lloyd Webber's finest 
musical, Aspects of Love

Hear a MIDI at

http://www.broadwaymidi.com/shows/aspects_of_love.html

Dedicated to Lilac

THE SCENE: Potions Class. Enter HARRY, SEVERUS SNAPE, and from the 
opposite direction, BARTY CROUCH JR.. each bearing a copy of Moste 
Potent Potions

HARRY:
Juice 
Juice changes everyone
Ron to Crabbe, and
Me to Goyle
Juice
Juice changes everyone
Once you let the 
Fluxweed boil
Juice 
Can make Hermy feline
Or turn DEs
Into Aurors
Yes, Juice
Juice changes everyone:
How I tremble
At its taste.
For it has a
Flavor just like
Toxic waste

SNAPE
Juice
Juice changes everyone:
How to best serve
Dumbledore? 
Juice
Juice changes everyone:
Here's what I'll do
Post-Book Four
Juice
Will turn this war around,
And that war
Will finish Voldy.
Yes, Juice
Juice changes everyone:
Brings his downfall
Brings our win
For this potion
Lets me play a 
DE twin

(to HARRY)
Why did you swipe my ingredients...?

HARRY (spoken)
Snape, it's all in the past...

CROUCH, JR.
Off to Hogwarts School I went
Sabotaging 
Tri-Wiz tasks
Juice
I used it hourly
>From a handy
Hip-side flask
Juice
Take hairs from anyone
And you'll be
Like two peas in pods
Yes, Juice
Juice changes everyone.
I tampered with 
Magic flame.

SNAPE & HARRY (simultaneous with below)
Juice will let us
Stop their very 
Evil games......

CROUCH, JR. (simultaneous with above)
Juice will let you
Play some very 
Evil games.......

  - CMC

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