TBAY: Operative!Arthur Attacks Auror!Arthur
Veronica
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Wed Oct 16 17:44:25 UTC 2002
No: HPFGUIDX 45430
Veronica was dozing blissfully in the sun on the deck of the Imerpius!
Arthur Trimaran, listening to people chatting happily and the
relaxing sounds of band playing in the bow of the ship. There were a
few odd scuffling noises coming from below, but Veronica recognized
the brief shriek and the loud thud and understood that Cindy must
have been chasing Abigail around the cabin with her paddle again.
Veronica wondered for the hundredth time if she should have put more
distance between the Operative!Arthur and Auror!Arthur cabins, but
realized it was too late now.
Suddenly a shrill siren pierced the calm. Veronica sat up and looked
around just as a crewman came running by. "You aren't the cabin boy
with my Pina COloda!" she fumed. "And what is that awful racket?"
"That's the call for all hands to man their stations, Captain," the
crewman explained somewhat excitedly, and with understandable
concern. What kind of Captain wouldn't know that?
"What in the world for?" she demanded of the young man. "What is so
important to wake me up from my nap and delay my Pina Colada?!"
"We're under attack, Captain!"
"No, we're not," she answered dismissively. "Why, we're still in the
Bay, for gosh sake. Besides, regardless of what you might here on
FoxNews, WE ARE NOT AT WAR! For that matter, this is a pleasure ship,
not a battle ship!."
"Well, I don't know about that," answered the man nervously, "but I
did see the explosion that hit us. It was Abigail; she said that
Imperius!Arthur wasn't *necessary*!"
"What?" Veronica cried, jumping to her feet and lifting the
frightened crewman by the front of his shirt. "Are you sure?"
The man stuttered for a moment but managed to nod his head, "And
Cindy agreed with her," he muttered softly.
"Oh, the humanity! This is sabotuage!" Veronica cried. "Here I
politely welcomed them aboard the Imperius!Arthur--I bought them Pina
Coladas all afternoon, and now I learn this! What did they say?"
"Abigail and Cindy were arguing about Auror!Arthur and
Opertative!Arthur," he explained, "and Abigail said that Imperius!
Arthur was not necessary, helpful, but not necessary. She says that
Arthur was an Auror, but because of the all the terror of the war
Years, he keeps that a secret. There was a lot of stuff about
sactuary at home away from the ugliness of his work, but Cindy
protested that he was quiet about his past because he was an
undercover agent."
"So now Arthur is James Bond--that is bangy," Veronica muttered under
her breath with a laugh. "But what about the Unforgivable Curses
scene where Moody calls on Ron to name the Imperius curse?" Veronica
demanded.
"They used . . . Eloise," he answered, but when Veronica looked
dumbfounded, he continued. "Eloise explained that Sirius reports that
Crouch Sr. authorised the uses of *the Unforgivables* against
suspects. He doesn't say that it was only the Aurors who were allowed
to use the Unforgivables. That means that other MoM employees were
permitted to use the Unforgivables, including Imperius. So maybe
Arthur wasn't a *victim* of the Imperius, but actually *used* it
himself."
"But that's not parallel," Veronica protested. "The whole purpose of
that can(n)on on board the Imperius!Arthur is that parallelism.
Neville's parents were tortured with Crusiatus; Harry's parents were
killed with AK. If Arthur merely *used* Imperius, or investigated
those who claimed to have been controlled by the Imperius curse, it's
no longer parallel! Besides, I just can't believe that Crouch, Sr.
would be nutty enough to allow just *anyone* at the MoM to perform
the unforgivable curses. I always assumed it was just the Aurors or
folks in Enforcement who were actively hunting Death Eaters. Can you
image if suddenly everyone who worked there was allowed to enslave
others with Imperius, torture them with Crusiatus, or even kill them
cold-bloodedly with AK?
"And what about second chances and proving yourself," Veronica
demanded. "Everyone is allowed to prove themself in these books.
Harry (too many times to list), Hagrid (getting Harry, getting the
stone, being made a teacher), Hermione (after the Halloween fight
with the Troll, with Devil's Snare), Ron (McGonagall's chess game,
under the Whomping Willow and in the Shrieking Shack), Sirius (when
he explained, and when he got Werewolf!Lupin away from the kids), and
Snape's time is coming, I'm sure. How is Arthur going to prove
himself by us learning that he was always some important secret agent?
"And another thing," she continued, still screaming at the poor
crewman. "If Arthur was either a great Auror or an Opertative
*without being Imperio'd* how does that explain his poor financial
situation. Even if it is a cover that he is now working in Muggle
Artifacts, the MoM would take better care of such an important person-
-No! Something is bothering Arthur. Look how tortured he is when he
and the kids return to the Burrow after the QWC. That man knew some
pain at the hands of the Death Eaters if not from You-Know-Who
himself. He did something that bothers him to this day, something he
could not control--I believe that, and I won't be disuaded
until I read new can(n)on that says differently.
"No, I can see how Auror!Arthur or Operative!Arthur might explain
some things, but they don't seem complete without Imperius!Arthur!"
"Yes, sir, Captain, sir," the crewman said shakily. "I know that,
sir, that's why I serve on board the Imperius!Arthur."
Veronica suddenly realized that she was still man-handling the poor
fellow and released him. "Why don't you go and ask Abigail and Cindy
if I might have a word. That Paddle is dangerous enough, but firing
off can(n)ons while aboard . . . that's just plain crazy!"
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