Wizard's and popcorn. (Was: Task 3 w/ popcorn

[Steve]

No: HPFGUIDX 45433

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "Fyre Wood" <fyredriftwood at y...> wrote:
...BIG SNIP...

> Steve (aka bboy_mn):
> >>>>> 
> > Speaking of snacks, do you think wizards eat popcorn? Sorry, just a
> > thought that can to me.
> 
> 
> Fyre Wood:
> Of course, except that it has to have some crazy name for it. 
> Think "Grandpa Bob's Extra Popper Popcorn" or "Butter Blast--the 
> Popcorn that has an *explosive* butter taste in your mouth."
> 
> I think this is why JKR writes the books and not me =)
> 
> --Fyre Wood, who now contemplates the possibility of other snacks.. 
> and then realizes she's also now hungry.

The moderators are going to kill me for such an irreverent and mostly
irrelevant post but ...


How about -

Wizzie's Instant Popping Indian* Corn - "Pops in Your Mouth, Not in
the Pan"

Salted buttered kernels of unpop popcorn, just toss a few kernels in
your mouth and they instantly pop. It's fun and tasty too.

No fuss, no muss, no fire, no heat; eat it anywhere. A compact snack
that's easy to use. Available at fine wizard stores near you. Try some
today!

Just don't put too many in your mouth at once, or your mouth will
overflow.

Steve
bboy_mn 

(*Side Note: popcorn comes from the American Indians.)