Secret Arthur Man (TBAY filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 45549

Secret Arthur Man

(to the tune of Secret Agent Man – this is the third time I've 
filked this particular tune. Hey, it fits: the Potterverse being so 
full of secrets and all)

Hear the original at:

http://www.foxlink.net/~bobnbren/1960s.html#S

Inspired by the recent threads on Imperius!Arthur, Operative!Arthur 
and Auror!Arthur 

Dedicated to Cindy & Abagail

THE SCENE: The Burrow. Enter MOLLY WEASLEY

MOLLY
Dumbledore asked me if he would step in
That man who is the Auror's secret weapon
His station may not seem high
But he's the Operative!guy 
When Malfoy got mouthy, he swiftly leapt in

Secret Arthur man, secret Arthur man
Meet He-Who-Is-Unspeakable straight from the Weasley clan

Though it appears his job's to defang tea sets
His true task is to fight the Dark Lord's key threats
Fudge may try to hold him back 
But through M-O-M contacts
He's gonna make ev'ry Death Eater see sweat

Secret Arthur man, secret Arthur man
He's the artful bangy wizard with a CLOAKANDDAGGER plan

Some folks claim he fell beneath Imperius
Oh, really now, they surely can't be serious!
One woman controls his will
And I concede to no rival
TBAYers must not try not to over-theory us 

Secret Arthur man, he is Molly's man
I treat him like an earl for he knows I'm his Queen Anne!

   - CMC

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