FILK: Dark Defense Tutorial

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 45685

--- In HPforGrownups at y..., "pippin_999" <foxmoth at q...> wrote:
> Dark Defense Tutorial
> A filk by Pippin 

I know, SysMods, we're not supposed to, but it's gala day when 
Pippin takes up her filking pen once more! 

> LOCKHART:
> Oh I've a real talent when it comes to turning pixies loose
> For dimly signing forged requests for students wanting polyjuice
> And whilst I gladly act out all the scenes from my collected books
> If you believe I did that stuff you really are a pair of schnooks.

The whole thing is fabulous, and you earn extra house points for 
working in words like Abraxian and pogrebin.


   - CMC