I Am An Arachnid (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 45891

I Am An Arachnid (CoS, Chap. 15)

(To the tune of the Beatles' A Hard Day's Night)

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Dedicated to Gail B. (We love her, yeah, yeah, yeah!)

THE SCENE: The Forbidden Forest. HARRY & RON are taken prisoner by 
ARAGOG and associates

ARAGOG:
I am an Arachnid
And you can call me Aragog
I'm a friend of Hagrid
He taught me how to spin weblogs
That man protected my life
And then he found me a wife
I hope he's feeling alright

You know there was a day
When that dark Chamber released some thing
And I really could sense some foul play
`Cause I could feel that beast moving
I said, "Hagrid, let me go,
Into the Forest I'll flow,
Do not require I stay."

Good Hagrid, he raised me up from an egg
Good Hagrid, he wasn't scared of eight legs, legs, yeah

HARRY & RON
It's been a harsher fright
When we hear your pincers click
It's been a scary sight
That we consider traumatic
So, it's OK if we go? 
We're pals of Hagrid, you know,
So can we two just split?

ARAGOG
Although my instinct's to kill
My victim list remains nil	
At Hogwarts none did I slay 

That poor girl she was killed in a bathroom
We don't name that thing that crawled out of a tomb, tomb, yeah

I am an Arachnid
And they all call me Aragog
Though a friend of Hagrid
I have to sometimes demagogue 
Because he's sent you to me
I must now tell my kiddies 
That they'll be feeding alright
That they'll be feeding alright
You know they're feeding alright

(Hordes of gigantic spiders converge on HARRY, RON & Fang, when a 
car horn sounds in the background


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    -	CMC

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