{FILK} If You See Draco

[fyredriftwood]

No: HPFGUIDX 43628

Before I post my filk, I just wanted to join in the celebration with 
my buddy Gail and say that I'm FINALLY off moderated status as well. 
And now... a song filk for your pleasure.

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"If You See Draco" by Fyre Wood
To the tune of "If You See Jordan" by Something Coporate
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The Scene: Harry and Ron are hanging out in the Gryffindor Common 
room and suddenly Harry finds the need to sing his little heart out.


I have a story
A bitter anthem for everyone to hear about 
This kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact

They say he's hunting me
And as you see I'm all swelled up with fear
Cuz I can't get him off my back

If you see Draco
If you see Draco

He makes me sick
He makes me sick

First year's over
First year's over

And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at the Quidditch Pitch
And man, I think that's great
You nearly cried and said to yell at you
like you do with all the mudbloods

Then you ran back to the dungeons real quick
Did you make it in time to recapitulate?

There's one too many of you in this world

If you see Draco
If you see Draco

He makes me sick
He makes me sick

First year's over
First year's over

And you still won't quit

You say it's customary
But it's jealousy that led me to this song
Won't sing it often
Just at least until you're gone

You'll stop at nothing to make my life hell
And everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Draco
If you see Draco

He makes me sick
He makes me sick

First year's over
First year's over

And you still won't quit

I don't care if you dye your hair
You'll always be a little blonde haired witch!

--Fyre Wood, who thought the original lyrics were just perfect in 
their own right =)