Fudge Fudge Fudge (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 43988

Fudge Fudge Fudge

(to the tune of Fun Fun Fun)

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THE SCENE: Ministry of Magic. Enter CORNELIUS FUDGE 

FUDGE
Dumbledore's here, and he says he needs to give me instruction
Says Voldemort's back, bearing Curses that cause massive destruction
But we Ministers here possess a great skill in obstruction 
So I'll just Fudge Fudge Fudge till the Dark Lord blows each wizard 
away

Now, Severus Snape says he wants me to do arms inspection
His Dark Mark's ablaze, a symptom of an evil infection
He says two `n' two's four, but I somehow just can't make that 
connection
So I'll just Fudge Fudge Fudge till the Dark Lord blows each wizard 
away

The Potter lad claims that we ought to make a strike that's pre-
emptive
But that's too great a risk, it's a thing for which I have no 
incentive
And if he is ignored , Voldemort just might remain inattentive 
So we'll Fudge Fudge Fudge till the Dark Lord blows each wizard away

Fudge Fudge Fudge till my fudging causes greater delay
..
Fudge Fudge Fudge till dementors put us all on display


Fudge Fudge Fudge till the Dark Lord blows each wizard away

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   - CMC

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