Filk: the Know-It-All of Gryffindor

[gingerssnape1966]

No: HPFGUIDX 54732

The Know-It-All of Gryffindor  to the tune of the Yellow Rose of Texas

Dedicated to Eileen, who filked Dance of the Cucumber far better than 
I could have, and from whom I blatently stole the "Know-It-All" part, 
or at least the idea to use it in a filk.


OK, everyone! Pick your favourite HP character who you'd like to see 
shipped with Hermione, and rosin up that bow, cuz it's a hand-
clappin', foot-tappin', knee-slappin' Hoedown at Hogwarts!  Yee-haw!

She was born of Muggle parents, 
But her blood is oh, so clean.
She's a brain that makes the Ravenclaws 
Turn brilliant Slytherin green.
You can go on about Lavender 
Or sing of Parvati
But the Know-It-All of Gryffindor's 
The only girl for me.

She's a whiz at ev'ry subject.
She's always in the groove.
Her memory's photographic.
The pictures even move.
Her logic's never failed her,
Nor has the library.
The Know-It-All of Gryffindor's
The only girl for me.

She's as loyal as a badger.
Has wisdom of an owl.
If chips are stacked against her
She won't throw in the towel.
Whether standing up for werewolves
Or setting House-Elves free,
The Know-It-All of Gryffindor's
The only girl for me.


Ginger, who has to admit that she only knows about 2 lines from the 
Yellow Rose of Texas