Filk: the Know-It-All of Gryffindor

[Anne]

No: HPFGUIDX 54748

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "gingerssnape1966" 
<gingerssnape1966 at y...> wrote:
> The Know-It-All of Gryffindor  to the tune of the Yellow Rose of 
Texas
> 
> Dedicated to Eileen, who filked Dance of the Cucumber far better 
than 
> I could have, and from whom I blatently stole the "Know-It-All" 
part, 
> or at least the idea to use it in a filk.
> 
> 
> OK, everyone! Pick your favourite HP character who you'd like to 
see 
> shipped with Hermione, and rosin up that bow, cuz it's a hand-
> clappin', foot-tappin', knee-slappin' Hoedown at Hogwarts!  Yee-haw!
> 
> She was born of Muggle parents, 
> But her blood is oh, so clean.
> She's a brain that makes the Ravenclaws 
> Turn brilliant Slytherin green.
> You can go on about Lavender 
> Or sing of Parvati
> But the Know-It-All of Gryffindor's 
> The only girl for me.
> 
> She's a whiz at ev'ry subject.
> She's always in the groove.
> Her memory's photographic.
> The pictures even move.
> Her logic's never failed her,
> Nor has the library.
> The Know-It-All of Gryffindor's
> The only girl for me.
> 
> She's as loyal as a badger.
> Has wisdom of an owl.
> If chips are stacked against her
> She won't throw in the towel.
> Whether standing up for werewolves
> Or setting House-Elves free,
> The Know-It-All of Gryffindor's
> The only girl for me.
> 
> 
> Ginger, who has to admit that she only knows about 2 lines from the 
> Yellow Rose of Texas

Very clever! The Know-It-All of Gryffindor's the girl I'd want to 
be ;-)

Anne U
(it scans perfectly too)