(FILK) Muggle Inventions

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 54799


Muggle Inventions



(A FILK to the tune of _Civilizaton (a.k.a. Bongo, Bongo, Bongo)_  as 
performed by Danny Kaye and the Andrew Sisters)

Dedicated to CMC because I'm certain that even if nobody else on this list 
knows this song, he will.


A Real Audio clip is here:
http://www.allegro-music.com/online_catalog.asp?sku_tag=CRG3218023


Arthur is singing the lead and the Weasley Brothers (Fred, George and Ron) 
are singing the back up vocals.


Each day I work at the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office
And I see all sorts of Muggle stuff, can't get enough, I am in bliss
Inside my shed I have a huge collection sitting on the shelves
If I was ever discovered I would have to arrest myself

Oh, high-dee, ho-dee, hey-dey, I think Muggles are A-okay
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea
Jingle, jangle, juggle, I'm just mad for all things Muggle
And for all their ways
They got them spark plugs, tell-phones, bus stops, larm clocks
No sorcery!

(So no matter how loud Mom yells)

I want to see!

Went to Diagon Alley and can you guess who I did see?

(Spoken:  Diagon Alley?  Wha' happened?)

I got to meet the Muggle parents of Ron's friend Hermione

(Spoken: And what did you do then, Arthur?)

I invited them for a drink down at the Leaky Cauldron

(What did you talk about, Daddy?)

They described a facinating thing they call a televsion

Oh, high-dee, ho-dee, hey-dey, I think Muggles are A-okay
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea
Jingle, jangle, juggle, I'm just mad for all things Muggle
And for all their ways
They got them peace-men, post box, foot ball, car parks
Paper money!

(So no matter what you're thinking)

I want to see!

Later that day I saw Malfoy and he had the gall to condemn
Said it was a disgrace to the name of wizard that I was with them
I couldn't take his insult so I jumped him and started to fight
Malfoy cut my lip but I gave him a big black eye

Oh, high-dee, ho-dee, hey-dey, I think Muggles are A-okay
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea
Jingle, jangle, juggle, I'm just mad for all things Muggle
And for all their ways
They got them ink pens, movies, airpanes, light bulbs
Ekeltricity!

(so no matter how they mock him)

I want to see

(They say it's a waste of time)

But that's just the way that I'm

(*together*) Muggle inventions, I/he want(s) to see!



-Gail...3








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