FILK: The Voldemort Rag

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No: HPFGUIDX 54902

The Voldemort Rag
A filk by Pippin
to the Tune of "The Vatican Rag" by Tom Lehrer
Hear the original at 
http://wiw.org/~drz/tom.lehrer/midi/vatican.mid

First you get down on your knees
Shiver like you're gonna freeze
Bow your heads, each one of them
And kiss the hem, kiss the hem, kiss the hem

Muggles, Mudbloods are in danger
We've got Potter, we'll get Granger
Everybody at 'em
Finite Incantatem
Doin' the Voldemort Rag

Members of  my inner circle will
Get the chance to torture, maim and kill
We're the gang that's incorrigible
With the curse that's unforgivable
Law Enforcement cannot catch us 
We'll be gone before they snatch us
Two, four, six, eight
We can all Disapparate

So get down upon your knees
Swear eternal loyalties
Crawl to me and kiss my hem
Yeah! S&M, S&M, S&M

Grab a mask and put it on if
You're an evil wizard  goniff
Avada Kedavra
Gee, it's great to have ya
Goin' ballistic an'
Gettin' sadistic an'
Doin' the Voldemort Rag!