FILK: The Knight Bus Will Go Where You Deign

[Haggridd]

No: HPFGUIDX 55128

This is a little nothing filk of "The Night They Invented Champagne" 
from the Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe musical "Gigi".

You can hear the original music at:
http://www.broadwaymidi.com/shows/gigi.html

I dedicate this filk to Amy Z.  Why? -- just because!


        The Knight Bus Will Go Where You Deign

SCENE:  Stan Shunpike praises the virtues of Wizarding World Mass 
Transit to Harry.


The Knight Bus  will go where you deign,
But not beyond the strand,
It must go on dry land.
To call us, use legerdemain.
You stick out your wand hand,
Itinerary's planned.
Obstacles we regard with disdain;
Our path is never ever wrong.
The Grim can't hurt you there
He hasn't got the fare
So climb aboard the Knight Bus as we roll along.


-Haggridd