FILK: Born In The Muggle World

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No: HPFGUIDX 56184

BORN IN THE MUGGLE WORLD
A filk to the tune of "Born In The USA" by Bruce Springsteen, on his 
album of the same name

Dedicated to my #1 cheerleader Gail

SCENE:
A Mudblood Support Group meeting, CoS-ish

HERMIONE GRANGER:
Born down in a dentists' town
Not a sign of magic in my whole background
Though I spent some time in a muggle school
I got something and I'm gonna prove it to you, now

Born in the muggle world
I was born in the muggle world
I was born in the muggle world
Born in the muggle world, now

JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY:
My open-minded Dad and Mum,
Though I had a letter from Eton,
Sent me off to a magic land
To learn to be a magic man

Born in the muggle world
I was born in the muggle world, now
Born in the muggle world
I was born in the muggle world

COLIN CREEVY:
All that crazy stuff that I can do
Is hidden magic breaking out, I never knew!
I found my way to Diagon
And then, soon, to the Lexicon, now

PENELOPE CLEARWATER:
I have a boyfriend, a prefect
Who gives me a lot of respect
But his name is secret

DEAN THOMAS:
Brought up by muggles in their family
That's all the Theory Bay knows `bout me, now

VOLDEMORT:
Despite a lengthy wizard lineage
I was left to rot in a muggle orphanage
All because they can't perform a spell,
I'm gonna make sure they end up in Hell

ALL:
Born in the muggle world
We were born in the muggle world, now
Born in the muggle world

VOLDEMORT:
They will all pay dearly in the muggle world

ALL:
Born in the muggle world
Born in the muggle world
Born in the muggle world

VOLDEMORT:
I'll get my brutal vengeance on the muggle world, now!


Cheers!

-stickbook