What's going on under Snape's robes (longish)

[melclaros]

No: HPFGUIDX 74739

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "snapesmate" <snapesmate at h...> 
wrote:
 
> As much as I like Snape, I cannot imagine him frolicking as a 
> child...period...  

Now this has got to be the saddest thing I've ever read here! Oh come 
on now, no frolicking, ever? Not even some lonely desultory 
gambolling? Not even, say...holding his patched robes up to his knees 
while wading through some muddy brook somewhere chasing tadpoles? 
There are fireflies in Britain, aren't there? I'm sure there are--now 
he's JUST the type who'd have collected a whole jar full of those. 
That would require a tiny bit of cavorting, don't you think?
PLEASE?????
Oh GOD where's the Zoloft?

Melpomene who thinks she'll go read "Snape's Worst Memory" to try to 
cheer up!