[HPforGrownups] Re: What's going on under Snape's robes (longish)

[Lisa G]

No: HPFGUIDX 74741

--- melclaros <melclaros at yahoo.com> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "snapesmate"
<snapesmate at h...> 
> wrote:
> > As much as I like Snape, I cannot imagine him frolicking as
> a 
> > child...period...  
> 
> Now this has got to be the saddest thing I've ever read here!
> Oh come 
> on now, no frolicking, ever? Not even some lonely desultory 
> gambolling? Not even, say...holding his patched robes up to
> his knees 
> while wading through some muddy brook somewhere chasing
> tadpoles? 
> There are fireflies in Britain, aren't there? I'm sure there
> are--now 
> he's JUST the type who'd have collected a whole jar full of
> those. 
> That would require a tiny bit of cavorting, don't you think?
> PLEASE?????
> Oh GOD where's the Zoloft?

He /had/ to frolic as a kid, I'm sure he was out collecting all
the crawlies for him to start learning potions. Bringing in all
sorts of slimy and tentacled thingies, dissecting them, leaving
leetle bitty entrails on the polished white tile kitchen
counter, hearing the screams of Mommy Snape to "get in here this
INSTANT and clean up this mess, you KNOW that salamander bile
stains the grout!" The neighborhood girls chasing down little
Sevvie Snape to give his greasy hair a VO5 treatment and put it
in pigtails, holding him down for the avocado mask....

Huge brain fart, don't know if we know this, but did Snape have
siblings? If ever there was a reason for a man to grow up bitter
and crotchety, it's having renegade older sisters who like doing
makeovers on unsuspecting little brothers.

Lisa G, who only recently disclosed to the 15yr old brother that
there are pictures of him as a two year old, dressed in drag (I
always called him Sarah)

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