Snape Vampire Theory: Where did this come from?

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No: HPFGUIDX 77116

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "melclaros" <melclaros at y...> 
wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "subrosax99" <subrosax at e...> 
> wrote:
> 
> 
> : OK, but I still don't get where this vampire thing comes from. 
If 
> > Snape is in fact a vampire, he's pretty pathetic. No one in the 
> books 
> > is even turning up with bite marks! Please, don't tell me he's 
> living 
> > off chickens or something. That's just undignified.
> > 
> 
> 
> LOL! AND I still say the whole issue was shut in OoP. If he was a 
> Vampire and ESPECIALLY if he was a 
> Half/Quarter/Eighth/Sixteenth/adinfinitem Vampire UMBRIDGE WOULD 
HAVE 
> FIRED HIM! She'd have been checking students for bite marks during 
> his "reviews".  She certainly wouldn't have stood around expecting 
> the best of him based on anything Lucius said.
> 
> Melpomene, sick to DEATH of the Vampire "theory"

Severus here:

Vampires, unlike werewolves, are civilized, intellegent, and 
socially minded in most cases.  Werewolves, when in their wolf 
state, cannot control their urges, cannot be reasoned with, or 
controlled like pets.  They are wild and conpletely unpredictable, 
James and Sirius, in human form, would have been eaten by Lupin if 
they had tried to reason with Lupin while in his wolf state.  
Vampires are not the risk that werewolves are.  

Umbridge would have kept Snape, at Malfoy's input, and Snapes 
performance as a bane to Harry's existence.  Umbridge set the 
Dementors on Harry and we still do not know if she in league with LV 
or not.  What I am saying is Umbridge would have kept any non-human 
if it meant Harry more grief and strife, the woman is a sadistic 
****. Sorry, had to vent.  I believe Unbridge would have kept anyone 
or rather anything that she could use to make Harry and Co. lives 
any more grievous.  She would have kept Hagrid if he had not been 
Harry's and DD close friend.

Severus "she makes me look like an angel" Snape