(FILK) We've Got All The Jokes That You'd Want To Buy At Weasley Wizard Whee

[Gail Bohacek]

No: HPFGUIDX 77230

In my continuing endeavor to see all Beatle songs filked, there are some 
songs that I have to say,  "Let's just get this over with."

This is one of them...


We've Got All The Jokes That You'd Want To Buy At Weasley Wizard Wheezes

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Everybody's Got Something To Hide 
Except For Me And My Monkey_ by the Beatles)

Yes, that's really a title of a Beatles song.

Midi is here (it sux, but what can I do?  Listen to the album):
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7779/beatle15.html


Dedicated to my Partner-In-Crime...you don't hate me, do you?


Think of this as an advertisement for Fred & George's new joke shop...

Fred and George (Lee Jordan is ringing the bell):

Come on, come on
Come on, come on

Come on into our store
Come on through the front door
It's on Diagon Alley
We'll be here with our pal, Lee
We're the Weasleys, we're the Weasleys
We've got all the jokes that you'd want to buy at Weasley Wizard Wheezes

Eat the orange half  - then you'll start to puke
To stop puking you -  eat the purple half
So come on, come on

Buy a Skiving Snackbox
We've got plenty in stock
Some will make your nose bloody
Give boils or a sore tummy
It is funny, it is funny
We've got all the jokes that you'd want to buy at Weasley Wizard Wheezes

You put on this hat - and your head disappears
Your head reappears -  when you take off the hat
So come on, come on

Buy a Portable Swamp
And fireworks that don't stop

Fred:
My name is Fred Weasley

George:
My name is George Weasley

F & G:
We're the Weasleys, we're the Weasleys
We've got all the jokes that you'd want to buy at Weasley Wizard Wheezes

Come on, come on, come on, come on....


-Gail B.

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