Re (FILK): Hagrid's Blues and a New Album!

Sun Dec 7 18:28:39 UTC 2003

No: HPFGUIDX 86635

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Hagrid's Blues

(A FILK by Gail Bohacek to the tune of _Yer Blues_ by the Beatles)

A Midi can be found here: http://www.geocites.com/SunsetStrip/Studio/7779/beatle15.html

Dedicated to A Goldfeesh

Hagrid (jammin' on the electric guitar):

...two..three..

I feel sullen, wanna cry
Tears are fallin' from my eyes
You ask me for the reason
Wooo, I guess I should tell you why

I got the blues:  You will find
In today's news, the head line
If you ain't read the story
Wooo, The name on the front page is mine

My mother was a giant
My father was a wizard
So that makes me a half-human
And they say I'm a hazard

You all know how I tried
To be a good instructor
Wooo, but I'm unqualified

The owl keeping bringing posts
In which I am attacked
Tell me I'm a monster
And they say I should be sacked

Depressed - gonna hide
How'd Skeeter know my secret?
Wooo, bet somehow that woman spied

Dumbledore told me
"Don't listen to them
People they still like you
Come on back to work again."

Whatta guy, yeah whatta guy
I'm feelin' better already
Wooo - everything will be alrigh'

-Gail B.

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Yes!  Yes!  Yes!

I am very pleased to announce the release of yet another filked Beatles' album, just in time for the holiday season.  A double album, no less!  And my favorite Beatles' album to boot!  This title for this particular album has been named in loving memory of Sirius Black.  His ever adoring fans will find  a number filks dedicated to his life and times (Back In The Wizarding World, The Continuing Story Of Sirius Black, Sirius Black and Revelation: Sirius). 

Many, MANY thanks to all the filkers who made this album possible.

And now, without further ado, I ask you to put on your headphones, sit back and enjoy listening to

The Black Album

*Disk 1, Side 1*
(Back In The U.S.S.R)
Back In The Wizarding World  - Ellen Anglin
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/azkaban.htm#Back_in_the_Wizarding_World

(Dear Prudence)
Not Prudent  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/secrets.htm#Not_Prudent

(Glass Onion)
Waiting For Book Five To Come  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/place/waiting2.htm#Waiting_For_Book_Five_To_Come

(Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da)
A-Va-Da Ke-Da-Vra   -Ellen Anglin 
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/voldemort/voldemort.htm#A-Va-Da,_Ke-Da-Vra 
*and*  
I'm Pregnant  -Nuri
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/students/weasleys.htm#I'm_Pregnant

(Wild Honey Pie)
Wild About Honeydukes  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/lazy.htm#Wild_About_Honeydukes

(The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill)
The Continuing Story of Sirius Black  -Ellen Anglin
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/azkaban.htm#The_Continuing_Story_of_Sirius_Black

(While My Guitar Gently Weeps)
Fluffy The Dog Goes To Sleep  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/stone.htm#Fluffy_The_Dog_Goes_To_Sleep

(Happiness Is A Warm Gun)
Happiness Is A New Wand  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/places/devices.htm#Happiness_Is_A_New_Wand

*Disk 1, Side 2*

(Martha, My Dear)
Arthur, Weasley  -Gail B.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/86577

(I'm So Tired)
I'm So Mad  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/phoenix.htm#I'm_So_Mad

(Blackbird)
Hedwig  -Ellen Anglin
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/places/beasts.htm#Hedwig

(Piggies)
Dudley Dursley  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/students/dursleys.htm#Dudley_Dursley

(Rocky Raccoon)
Sirius Black  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/students/marauders.htm#Sirius_Black

(Don't Pass Me By)
Just Pass Me By  -CMC
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/85804

(Why Don't We Do It In The Road?)
Has Anyone Seen Trevor Toad?  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/lazy.htm#Has_Any_One_Seen_Trevor_Toad?

(I Will)
Your Will  -CMC
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/86521

(Julia)
Rubeus  -Pippin
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/faculty/hagrid.htm#Rubeus

*Disc 2, Side 1*

(Birthday)
Prefect  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/phoenix.htm#Prefect

(Yer Blues)
Hagrid's Blues  -Gail B.
(above)
*and* 
Kretcher's Blues  -Constance Vigilance
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/86563

(Mother Nature's Son)
James and Lily's Son  -Pixieberry
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/86542

(Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey)
We've Got All The Jokes That You'd Want To Buy At  Weasley Wizard Wheezes  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/students/weasleys.htm#We've_Got_All_The_Jokes_That_You'd_Want_To_Buy_At_Weasley_Wizard_Wheezes

(Sexy Sadie)
Master Barty  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/voldemort/crouch.htm#Master_Barty

(Helter Skelter)
Rita Skeeter  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/gofire.htm#Rita_Skeeter

(Long, Long, Long)
Long, Long, Long  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/places/waiting2.htm#Long,_Long,_Long

*Disc 2, Side 2*

(Revolution)
Muggle Protection  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/students/weasleys.htm#Muggle_Protection

(Honey Pie)
Severus  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/faculty/snape.htm#Severus

(Savoy Truffle)
Honeydukes  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/azkaban.htm#Honeydukes

(Cry Baby Cry)
I Heard You Cry  -Gail B.
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/phoenix.htm#I_Heard_You_Cry

(Revolution 9)
Revelation: Sirius  -Maria
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/lazy.htm#Revelation:_Sirius

(Good Night)
Good Night  -Pixieberry
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/86576

-Gail B.

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