Ten Ways to Royally P*** off Lord Voldemort

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I don't know if this has made the rounds before but I hadn't seen it 
and thought it was pretty funny.  I'm afraid I don't know the 
source, though.

Enjoy!

Laura

10. Knit him things. Really hideous things. 
9. Call him "The-man-who-let-the-boy-live".
8. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something "more socially 
acceptable?"
7. If you ever need to say "Like stealing candy from a baby", be 
sure to add, "Of course, some of us might find that harder than 
others." Stare pointedly at him.
6. Say he "looked better under the turban".
5. Begin any question you ask him with "Riddle me this!" Emphasis on 
Riddle.
4. Mock his baldness.
3. Buy him a stress ball.
2. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
And the number one way to Royally Piss Off Lord Voldemort....
1. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.