Ten Ways to Royally P*** off Lord Voldemort

[meriaugust]

No: HPFGUIDX 87076

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "jwcpgh" <jwcpgh at y...> wrote:
> I don't know if this has made the rounds before but I hadn't seen 
it 
> and thought it was pretty funny.  I'm afraid I don't know the 
> source, though.
> 
> Enjoy!
> 
> Laura
> 
> 10. Knit him things. Really hideous things. 
> 9. Call him "The-man-who-let-the-boy-live".
> 8. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something "more 
socially 
> acceptable?"
> 7. If you ever need to say "Like stealing candy from a baby", be 
> sure to add, "Of course, some of us might find that harder than 
> others." Stare pointedly at him.
> 6. Say he "looked better under the turban".
> 5. Begin any question you ask him with "Riddle me this!" Emphasis 
on 
> Riddle.
> 4. Mock his baldness.
> 3. Buy him a stress ball.
> 2. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
> And the number one way to Royally Piss Off Lord Voldemort....
> 1. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.

I didn't write this (and boy do I wish I did it's so cool) but there 
is a whole list of these (101 Ways To Annoy LV) posted on 
mugglenet.com, and some of the others are even funnier. 
Meri