Mister Spellotape (filk)

[Caius Marcius <coriolan_cmc@hotmail.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 51538

Mister Spellotape

To the tune of Mister Cellophane from Chicago

Hear a MIDI at 

http://www.broadwaymidi.com/shows/chicago.html

Dedicated to Haggridd 


THE SCENE: Potions Class. Enter SEVERUS SNAPE

SNAPE
If students read silly gossip
That prattles of their tangled ships
Distracting them from Potions class
I'll notice it

If Potter isn't on the train
Taking a car as an airplane
And thinks he'll win himself a pass
I'll notice it

And merely with a quiet smile and sneer
I'll reduce the culprits to the utmost fear
Because of course their tormentor will be 
Inexorable, ultra-uncordial me 

Spellotape
Mister Spellotape
aka Severus Snape
Mister Spellotape
`Cause I can look right through you
Glue right to you
And make it more stickier!

If DADA teachers serve as spies
Who target broomsticks in the skies
And play a double-facéd game
I'll notice it

If fugitives from Azkaban
Renew old ties with a Wolfman 
And loud their innocence proclaim
I'll gloat a bit

I have a motto that describes my stance:
"Constant Unceasing Hyper-Vigilance!"
The person eyeing you suspiciously
Is that obsessive, unregenerate
You know me.....

Spellotape
Mister Spellotape
aka Severus Snape
Mister Spellotape
`Cause I can look right through you
Glue right to you
And make it more stickier!
I tell ya
Spellotape
Mister Spellotape
There is no escape from
Mister Spellotape
`Cause I can look right through you
Glue right to you
And make it more stickier!
And make it more stickier!
   
   -	CMC

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