{FILK} Lifestyles of Redheaded Weasleys

[Nicole L.]

No: HPFGUIDX 52024

Lifestyles of Redheaded Weasleys

(To the tune of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous by
Good Charlotte)

Dedicated to JKR and her publishers, who made me the
happiest person in the world by FINALLY announcing the
release of OotP.

(Setting: A massive stadium filled to capacity.  Bill
Weasley bounds onstage sporting black threads, his
ponytail, and fang earring.  The band consists of lead
singer Bill, bass guitarist Ginny, guitarists Fred and
George, drummer Ron, keyboardist Percy, and Charlies
Amazing Dragon Pyrotechnics.  Everyone is dressed like
Bill, earrings, ponytail, and all with the exception
of Percy, with his cropped hair, glasses, very proper
clothing, and vaguely disapproving frown.)

Bill:

Were one huge famly
As sweet and loving as can be
We make it look extremely easy
At first we look ideal
You wonder if were real
Look a little closer and youll see

Although we share a lot of love
Dont always fit like a glove
Were not always so perfect
A pretty happy bunch, thats true
Still we dont always stick like glue
But in the end its one for all
One for all
All

Lifestyles of the redheaded Weasleys
Im always curse-breakin, always curse-breakin
And Percy, he studies cauldrons
Some are at Hogwarts
One plays with dragons

Did you know our dad thinks Muggles are just so darn  
  cool
Mum thinks that Lockharts quite worthy of a drool
We kids cant help but think theyre both barking mad
We live in the Burrow and had a flying Anglia
Our ghoul enjoys moaning and annoying ya
Please come visit us in Ottery St. Catchpole

Although we share a lot of love
Dont always fit like a glove
Were not always so perfect
A pretty happy bunch, thats true
Still we dont always stick like glue
But in the end its one for all
One for all

Lifestyles of the redheaded Weasleys
Im always curse-breakin, always curse-breakin
And Percy, he studies cauldrons
Some are at Hogwarts
One plays with dragons
(Dragons, dragons)

All

Lifestyles of the redheaded Weasleys
Im always curse-breakin, always curse-breakin
And Percy, he studies cauldrons
Who wants to study cauldrons
Instead of dragons?

Lifestyles of the redheaded Weasleys
Weve got the home, wands, robes, and gnomes
Just not the galleons

Lifestyles of redheaded Weasleys
Lifestyles of redheaded Weasleys
Lifestyles of redheaded Weasleys

~Nicole, thrilled to be filking again!


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      "You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed.  
        "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name.  
  But we're not stupid--we know we're called Gred and Forge." 

      Chapter 12, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"
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