The REAL reason Snape's hair is greasy!

[sinead1916 <jayne_crosby@hotmail.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 50082


Hello, All!

I've been lurking in the shadows of HPforGrownups for awhile now, 
and I've finally plucked up the courage to post, so please don't be 
too harsh.

I've been reading some very interesting theories as to why Snape's 
hair is so greasy, and I've come up with my own theory. I warn you 
now; I'm a bit of a Snape fan, so the post might need to be taken 
with a grain of salt. Anyway, I theorize that Snape's greasy hair 
and overall unattractive appearance (yellowish teeth, sallow skin, 
etc.)is all a front. In reality he is quite dead sexy. He has to 
*cover up* his dead sexiness because if he didn't all the female 
students would be swooning over him and never get any work done. 
Without his faux-greasiness, he'd be a constant distraction ;-)

Sinead1916

Who doesn't think anyone has already thought up this theory, but if 
someone has then Sinead is most sorry.