The REAL reason Snape's hair is greasy!

[Melody <Malady579@hotmail.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 50085

Sinead 1916 wrote:
> Anyway, I theorize that Snape's greasy hair
> and overall unattractive appearance (yellowish teeth, sallow skin,
> etc.)is all a front. In reality he is quite dead sexy. He has to
> *cover up* his dead sexiness because if he didn't all the female
> students would be swooning over him and never get any work done.
> Without his faux-greasiness, he'd be a constant distraction ;-)


Ok after I stop laughing so hard, I rather like your theory.  Though I
wonder why Snape would take on this unsexy appearance from the time he
was a student at Hogwarts.  Sirius said Snape's greasy nature was just
as bad when they were schoolmates.  So then, would Snape feel the need
to be a real humanitarian and not distracted his fellow female
students from their studies?

For sake of argument, lets say Snape without his "cover up" looks like
Brad Pitt (or insert your favorite dead sexy actor here...Alan Rickman
does *not* count <g>).  So then he covers up his true dead sexy
nature, for the sake of fair play?  Seems he should keep his dead sexy
state and teach those girls how to focus.  But then again, girls can
be rather giggly.  Maybe they tried his patience.

Oh...oh...hey!  This could add to why he hates Lockhart so much.
Snape could truly be in competition with him, if he did not have this
religious adversity to being sexy.  He glares at Lockhart for not also
taking the needed step of focusing the young female mind onto their
studies not their teacher.  Also adds to why Snape hates Sirius' sexy
appeal, James distracting talent, and Lupin...well he is just loveable.

Sinead, cute theory, but Snape being that kind as to put the needs of
his former schoolmates and current students before his need to attract
a wife is a bit far to stretch.  But, I feel many Snape fans will love
you for your theory.  Gives them more cause to break out the Pantene
and wash that grease away.


Melody