[HPforGrownups] Re: The REAL reason Snape's hair is greasy!

[illyana delorean]

No: HPFGUIDX 50091

>Sinead 1916 wrote:
>>  Anyway, I theorize that Snape's greasy hair
>>  and overall unattractive appearance (yellowish teeth, sallow skin,
>>  etc.)is all a front. In reality he is quite dead sexy. He has to
>>  *cover up* his dead sexiness because if he didn't all the female
>>  students would be swooning over him and never get any work done.
>  > Without his faux-greasiness, he'd be a constant distraction ;-)

then, Melody wrote:

>Ok after I stop laughing so hard, I rather like your theory.  Though I
>wonder why Snape would take on this unsexy appearance from the time he
>was a student at Hogwarts.  Sirius said Snape's greasy nature was just
>as bad when they were schoolmates.  So then, would Snape feel the need
>to be a real humanitarian and not distracted his fellow female
>students from their studies?
>

Maybe Snape did have greasy hair and a hook-nose back then, but the 
rest of him looked dead sexy. Or, maybe Sirius was just insanely 
jealous of Snape's looks (possibly because Snape captured the 
attention of hot young girls and Sirius did not) and did what every 
jealous teenager does - made fun of him by overexaggerating a slight 
flaw in his appearance (greasy hair, hook-nose). Of course, if Sirius 
hated Snape *that* much (or was *that* jealous of him), he would 
continue to make fun of him during his adulthood.

Of course, the Marauders' Map makes fun of Snape, as well, so I guess 
that would mean that all of the Marauders were jealous of Snape's 
sexiness! (Awww... James, I would have expected less jealousy from 
you!)

illyana, who thinks that Snape is hot even with his greasy hair and 
hook-nose (especially with the hook-nose!)
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