DADA’s Got a Brand-New Hag (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 66421

My First OOP filk!

Dedicated to Gail 

DADA's Got a Brand-New Hag (OOP, Chap. 12)

To the tune of James Brown's Papa's Got a Brand-New Bag

Hear this song at:

http://www.angelfire.com/rock/musicraptor/hrrXXVIII/indexXXVIII.html

THE SCENE: MCGONAGALL'S office. She lectures Harry on the importance 
of watching his back around Prof. Umbridge

MCGONAGALL:
Look out Harry.....MOM is in control 
I ain't too keen...about that Umbridge babe 
She lives to nag 
DADA's got a brand new hag 

Look out Harry....for her detention scene 
It's not too pretty....and her lines are really mean
This ain't no gag. 
DADA's got a brand new hag 

She's truly a jerk.... 
She's really a spy 
Don't play her cheap and don't argue `bout "lies" 
She is Fudge's flunky, she'll smash and veto, Hang back Hal, she'll 
delete-oh
El mosquito. 

Look out Harry
MOM is in control
You're in her grip now 
So you must now keep your head down; 
Don't wave your flag 
We've got a brand new hag 

In DADA
you can't ever smirk 
Just get through the term... follow Herm, 
Your outburst of pique, that just ain't the right technique
The thing's....don't let her harangue. 
Hey....come on 
Hey! Hey.....come on 
Hey! Hey...don't risk it...have a biscuit

 
Come on. Hey! Hey!


    -	CMC 

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