Babes and Skanks of GoF

[darrin_burnett]

No: HPFGUIDX 66422

I, Darrin Burnett, bring you the Babes and Skanks of GoF, when our 
boys start noticing girls and girls start rolling their eyes.

Babes:

Madame Rosmerta - Permanently at Top of Babe List Babe

Fleur Delacour - Spin Your Head Into Jelly Babe

Hermione Granger - She Cleans Up Good Babe

Cho Chang - Fantasy Babe

Madame Maxine - Big and Beautiful Babe

Parvati Patil - First Date Babe

Molly Weasley - Mother Figure Babe


Skanks:

Aunt Petunia - Auntie Dearest Skank

Ginny Weasley - You Could Do Worse Than Neville, So Stop Bad-Mouthing 
Him Skank.

Bellatrix Lestrange - Don't Know Who She Is Yet, But Just Sounds Bad 
Skank.

Aunt Marge - Here on General Principles Skank

Pansy Parkinson - Hermione Showed You Up, Didn't She, Bitch? Skank

Padma Partil - Jeez, Cut Ron Some Slack Skank

Moaning Myrtle - Hey! This Ain't No Peepshow! Skank

Darrin
-- I love the 80s moment: "E.T. taught me to hate the government, 
because they will come in and take your alien pet."