Hunks & Horklumps in Harry Potter!
Linda
linlou43 at yahoo.com
Tue Jul 1 22:23:29 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 66577
--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Brooke" <brookeshanks at m...>
wrote:
> Credit to Member Darrin Burnett for starting the funny list of
Babes
> and Skanks in GoF... in keeping with his idea, anyone want to
start
> a list for the ladies? Wizards (and muggles if that's what you're
> into) who kick ass & those that only wish they could... HUNKS &
> HORKLUMPS in Harry Potter: (remember to copy/paste entire list
when
> adding characters so that there will be a complete running list)
>
> 1-Bill Weasley: Uber hunk who breaks ancient curses, wears an
earing,
> and is just plain cool
>
> 2-Cedric Diggory: ultra hunk who was too noble for his own good
>
> 3-Harry: ultimate hunk who acts as our hero by constantly foiling
the
> dastardly efforts of ultimate Horklump Voldymort
>
> 4-Ron: mega hunk who finally gets some glory on the quidditch
field
> after being overshadowed for years by several older hunky brothers
> and ultimate hunk best friend
>
> 5-Charlie Weasley: red hot hunk who works with dragons. nuff said.
>
> 6-Sirius Black: the late bad-ass hunk who drove a motorcycle and
died
> fighting for the future of his godson. women couldn't help but
fall
> for this bad-boy wizard
>
> 7-Voldymort: the ultimate evil Horklump who is trying to destroy
> everything that he doesn't like because he's still pissed at his
Dad
>
> 8-Wormtail: spineless horklump whose betrayal is so appauling that
> ultimate horklump Voldymort just keeps him around when he feels
the
> need to abuse someone (which happens quite frequently)
>
> 9-Lucius Malfoy: malicious horklump who validates his manhood by
> kicking around his house-elf
>
> 10-Gilderoy Lockhart: "wanna-be hunk" horklump who is WAY too into
> himself, certain mental witches seem to be fooled by his smile
>
>
> ADD TO THE LIST!!
>
>
> Brooke
12-Fred and George Weasley: make me laugh hunks, man do they got
style.
13-Remus Lupin: you just want to hug him hunk
14-Kingsly Shacklebolt: pirate hunk, a deep voice and single
earing-enough to make a girl swoon.
Those are my additions. Who has some more?
I Love the Eighties-----"Where's the beef?"
Linda
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