Hunks & Horklumps in Harry Potter!

Linda linlou43 at yahoo.com
Tue Jul 1 22:23:29 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 66577

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Brooke" <brookeshanks at m...> 
wrote:
> Credit to Member Darrin Burnett for starting the funny list of 
Babes 
> and Skanks in GoF... in keeping with his idea, anyone want to  
start 
> a list for the ladies?  Wizards (and muggles if that's what you're 
> into) who kick ass & those that only wish they could...  HUNKS & 
> HORKLUMPS in Harry Potter:  (remember to copy/paste entire list 
when 
> adding characters so that there will be a complete running list)
> 
> 1-Bill Weasley: Uber hunk who breaks ancient curses, wears an 
earing, 
> and is just plain cool
> 
> 2-Cedric Diggory: ultra hunk who was too noble for his own good
> 
> 3-Harry: ultimate hunk who acts as our hero by constantly foiling 
the 
> dastardly efforts of ultimate Horklump Voldymort
> 
> 4-Ron: mega hunk who finally gets some glory on the quidditch 
field 
> after being overshadowed for years by several older hunky brothers 
> and ultimate hunk best friend
> 
> 5-Charlie Weasley: red hot hunk who works with dragons. nuff said.
> 
> 6-Sirius Black: the late bad-ass hunk who drove a motorcycle and 
died 
> fighting for the future of his godson. women couldn't help but 
fall 
> for this bad-boy wizard 
> 
> 7-Voldymort: the ultimate evil Horklump who is trying to destroy 
> everything that he doesn't like because he's still pissed at his 
Dad
> 
> 8-Wormtail: spineless horklump whose betrayal is so appauling that 
> ultimate horklump Voldymort just keeps him around when he feels 
the 
> need to abuse someone (which happens quite frequently)
> 
> 9-Lucius Malfoy: malicious horklump who validates his manhood by 
> kicking around his house-elf
> 
> 10-Gilderoy Lockhart: "wanna-be hunk" horklump who is WAY too into 
> himself, certain mental witches seem to be fooled by his smile
> 
> 
> ADD TO THE LIST!!
> 
> 
> Brooke



   12-Fred and George Weasley: make me laugh hunks, man do they got 
style.

   13-Remus Lupin: you just want to hug him hunk

   14-Kingsly Shacklebolt: pirate hunk, a deep voice and single 
earing-enough to make a girl swoon.

 Those are my additions. Who has some more?

  I Love the Eighties-----"Where's the beef?"

      Linda






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