Hunks & Horklumps in Harry Potter!

[Brooke]

No: HPFGUIDX 66571

Credit to Member Darrin Burnett for starting the funny list of Babes 
and Skanks in GoF... in keeping with his idea, anyone want to  start 
a list for the ladies?  Wizards (and muggles if that's what you're 
into) who kick ass & those that only wish they could...  HUNKS & 
HORKLUMPS in Harry Potter:  (remember to copy/paste entire list when 
adding characters so that there will be a complete running list)

1-Bill Weasley: Uber hunk who breaks ancient curses, wears an earing, 
and is just plain cool

2-Cedric Diggory: ultra hunk who was too noble for his own good

3-Harry: ultimate hunk who acts as our hero by constantly foiling the 
dastardly efforts of ultimate Horklump Voldymort

4-Ron: mega hunk who finally gets some glory on the quidditch field 
after being overshadowed for years by several older hunky brothers 
and ultimate hunk best friend

5-Charlie Weasley: red hot hunk who works with dragons. nuff said.

6-Sirius Black: the late bad-ass hunk who drove a motorcycle and died 
fighting for the future of his godson. women couldn't help but fall 
for this bad-boy wizard 

7-Voldymort: the ultimate evil Horklump who is trying to destroy 
everything that he doesn't like because he's still pissed at his Dad

8-Wormtail: spineless horklump whose betrayal is so appauling that 
ultimate horklump Voldymort just keeps him around when he feels the 
need to abuse someone (which happens quite frequently)

9-Lucius Malfoy: malicious horklump who validates his manhood by 
kicking around his house-elf

10-Gilderoy Lockhart: "wanna-be hunk" horklump who is WAY too into 
himself, certain mental witches seem to be fooled by his smile


ADD TO THE LIST!!


Brooke