[HPforGrownups] Hunks & Horklumps in Harry Potter!

[Star Opal]

No: HPFGUIDX 66594

1-Bill Weasley: Uber hunk who breaks ancient curses, wears an earing,
and is just plain cool

2-Cedric Diggory: ultra hunk who was too noble for his own good

3-Harry: ultimate hunk who acts as our hero by constantly foiling the
dastardly efforts of ultimate Horklump Voldymort

4-Ron: mega hunk who finally gets some glory on the quidditch field
after being overshadowed for years by several older hunky brothers
and ultimate hunk best friend

5-Charlie Weasley: red hot hunk who works with dragons. nuff said.

6-Sirius Black: the late bad-ass hunk who drove a motorcycle and died
fighting for the future of his godson. women couldn't help but fall
for this bad-boy wizard

7-Voldymort: the ultimate evil Horklump who is trying to destroy
everything that he doesn't like because he's still pissed at his Dad

8-Wormtail: spineless horklump whose betrayal is so appauling that
ultimate horklump Voldymort just keeps him around when he feels the
need to abuse someone (which happens quite frequently)

9-Lucius Malfoy: malicious horklump who validates his manhood by
kicking around his house-elf

10-Gilderoy Lockhart: "wanna-be hunk" horklump who is WAY too into
himself, certain mental witches seem to be fooled by his smile


11-Fred and George Weasley: make me laugh hunks, man do they got
style.

12-Remus Lupin: you just want to hug him hunk

13-Kingsly Shacklebolt: pirate hunk, a deep voice and single
earing-enough to make a girl swoon.

<Now me>

14-Albus Dumbledore-Has Style/Twinkling Eyes Hunk

15-Alastor Moody-Constant Vigilance Scarred Hunk

16-Tom Riddle-Award Winning Future Villian Hunk

17-Bartemus Crouch-CRABCUSTARD Hunk (*waves to Eileen*)

18-Barty Crouch-Patricide Hunk

19-Percy Weasley-Bad To His Mother Horklump

20-Oliver Wood-"Knock her off her broom!" Hunk (?)

21-Mundungus Fletcher-Dodgy Cauldrons Horklump

22-Argus Filch-Whips and Chains Horklump

23-Dobby-Mismatched Socks House Elf (He didn't fit in either category)

24-Nearly Headless Nick-Not Headless Enough Hunk (Bwahaha fear me)

25-Firenze-Mars Looks Wacky Hunk

Looking out for the underdog,
Star Opal

Darrin's Babes, while not a good band name is a great name for a burlesque 
show!

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