[HPforGrownups] Re: Hunks & Horklumps in Harry Potter!

Star Opal starropal at hotmail.com
Wed Jul 2 01:49:35 UTC 2003


No: HPFGUIDX 66638

jenny, who's from ravenclaw, wrote:
>So, Barty Crouch Jr. gets to be a hunk for murdering his father, but
>Percy is a horklump for being bad to his mother?  Call me crazy, but
>I'd rather not see Crouch Jr. as a hunk in any way, shape or form.

...Your crazy. Couldn't resist sorry.

No he wasn't a Hunk BECAUSE he killed his father. I just know that some 
people think of him as such (which one is that? BABEMEISTER? Is that the 
one? Or SYCOPHANTS? I know there's one for him). Just representing, and I 
was in a hurry ta' boot. Later I thought "Barty Crouch-My Mother Saved Me 
Hunk" "Most Faithful Servant Hunk" "No Longer His Son Hunk" "High On 
Veritaserum Hunk" "Unforgivables Hunk" I could keep going all night. I got a 
million of them!

Actually I wanted to just put Hunk beside Percy too, but I was afraid of the 
response (Ironic, yes?). I didn't want to make any of them horklumps, just 
like I didn't feel right about making anyone a skank. Its peer pressure, I 
tell you, peer pressure.

And yet no one said anything about Dobby being on the list...

Star Opal
One for the road: Lee Jorden-Sorry Professor! Hunk

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