TBAY- Grand Opening! The morning after. (Slight spoiler)
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Wed Jul 2 14:50:49 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 66757
Hermione stretched langorously as she reclined at ease in the parlour at MADAM W's.
The opening night had been a triumph.
Idly she traced a pattern in the spilt butterbeer and Droobles wrappers with her wand.
"I must remember to thank Rita for giving me the idea for this," she thought, "and
with what I know about her, she'd better give me a good write up."
On the other side of the room a House Elf wearing one sock and a thong several sizes
too big was sorting through the party debris.
"Get a move on!" snapped Hermione. "I've set you free and I pay you good money -
now earn it!" She glanced around. "And while you're at it, get rid of that." She pointed
at a large item of furniture. "I don't need a Casting Couch to cast my spells!"
"Yes, Mistress," quavered the Elf, "Please Mistress," it continued, "is this what freedom
is?"
"Of course! Before you were oppressed! Now you have freedom - freedom to choose
to do what I want or starve on the beach with the rest of the losers!" Honestly! The
ingratitude of some people!
She glanced at the clock. Not long before that Loony Lovegood was due for her girl to
girl chat. Be a push-over this one, she believed anything. And she'd been paying all
too much attention to Ron. Definitely to be discouraged. No other influences will be
tolerated. Just let drop that Ron thinks she's a raving nutter who belongs in the
locked ward in St Mungo's, and another little problem will be solved. It even had the
virtue of being the truth.
Much more subtlety had been needed to deal with Cho. Giving Harry advice that he'd
find incomprehensible and would throw him off balance, and at the same time hint to
Cho that Harry was an insensitive beast with the consideration of a horklump. So
predictable!
Yes, things were ticking along nicely. Let Harry have the public adulation, while in the
background.....
She gently scratched Crookshanks' ears and on the radio the old Muggle group ELO
were singing "Evil Woman". She smiled, knowingly.
Kneasy started to place his bets
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