[HPforGrownups] Hunks & Horklumps -- no Neville or Snape?!
Liz Sager
ChaserChick at hotmail.com
Thu Jul 3 05:39:40 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 66981
>From: "musicisme21" <musicisme21 at yahoo.com>
>come ON now..I'm shocked...there have been several replies/additions
>to this list and none include Neville?! or Snape??? My love for Alan
>Rickman since "Sense and Sensibility" may somewhat cloud my movie-
>Snape judgment, but Rowling's Snape has admirable qualities just the
>same...my additions are from 27 on...
>Rickman-smitten Versha, who wore mismatched
>socks before ever reading Harry Potter, and thinks Dobby deserves to
>be a hunk :)
>
>
><< 23-Argus Filch-Whips and Chains and "quivering
>jowls" Horklump>>
>
>I just had to add Filch's
>characteristic quivering jowls to his description..
>
>27-Neville Longbottom: unlikely hunk earns
>compassion and adoration
>from all female readers/readers with hearts :)
>for keeping his mom's
>gum wrappers AND clumsy, bumbling boy turns
>into surprisingly lucky
>boy who survives a fight with Death Eaters!
>
>28&29-Crabbe and Goyle: too stupid to be
>anything but ugly horklumps
>
>30-Draco Malfoy: like father, like son horklump
>who lives up to his family name and reputation by being evil enough
>to kiss Umbridge's ass
>
>31-Hagrid: giant hunk who remains endearing
>throughout five books
>despite his scary love for terrifying creatures
>
>32-Grawp: another giant hunk whom I like just
>because of "HERMY!"
>and "GRAWP WANT HAGGER!" (awwwww, you know you
>think it's cute)
>
>33-Peeves: running after Umbridge hunk
>
>34-Severus Snape: former DE turned Order member
>hunk..plus he wears sexy grey underwear... (oh come on, it could be
>sexy...maybe not...but he makes up for it by understanding
>Harry's "Padfoot" message and making sure Sirius was safe
>immediately!)
Ooh, may I add?
35. Arthur Weasley: I work for the Order and survived a bite from a Big Ass
Snake Hunk.
... Oh come on, the man had a flying car!
Liz
Who wishing her boyfriend's car flew.
_________________________________________________________________
The new MSN 8: advanced junk mail protection and 2 months FREE*
http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail
More information about the HPforGrownups
archive